either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong by Uncle Dimma August 28, 2014

You eat the corn and the cob

To physically eat the corn and the entire cob.

Hey Lisa! You eat the corn and the cob.

You eat the corn and the cob by Dr.Elmo October 28, 2020

did you eat my hamburger chhees bruger waprer 

när man frågar någon om don gilar youngspanishcumshot

soop dug did you eat my hamburger chhees bruger waprer
naw jit trippin dog my faw raping kid

did you eat my hamburger chhees bruger waprer by thekidthatsuckt April 25, 2022

You Are What You Eat 

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

You Are What You Eat by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018

You are what you eat 

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

You are what you eat by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 28, 2019

i bet you eat spaghet on the pot 

Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.

guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"

i bet you eat spaghet on the pot by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022

Sh*t where you eat

The activity of dating a fellow employee at a business, company, etc. that provides your PAY. More younger black people seem to be currently doing this, even though many work situations tend to be stressful places where folks argue, fight, and learn painfully about each others' bad sides.

Yeah, you and Ri are a couple now. She bad as A.F., but don't sh*t where you eat! You're gonna get it!

Sh*t where you eat by Malcolm F. November 18, 2023