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Dingleberryologist 

A master of dingleberries. This individual has a depth of knowledge pertaining to the study of shit crumb entanglement in ass hair. He or she has a complex understanding of the etiology of this common complaint. Their understanding of dingleberries extends beyond the experience itself and delves into the incidence, prevalence, regression, growth, and essentially ubiquitous nature of this process.
Matt is a fucking dingleberryologist; that kid really gets it when shit gets stuck in your ass hair.
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Deodorant Dingleberries 

The small crumbs of roll-on deodorant that cake up inside armpit hair after usage.
I wanted to look good for my girlfriend, but the deodorant dingleberries were hanging off my armpit.
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Flowering Dingle-bush 

The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.
The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.
Flowering Dingle-bush by HAMR6660 September 29, 2011

shin diggie 

Shin diggie is when someone does the surfer hand signal and wants to say something is "cool" or "lit"
hey bro this party is Shin Diggie
shin diggie by gayunicornblob December 29, 2016

dingleberry jam 

A jam-like consistant concoction produced in one's ass crack when sweaty butt cheeks churn dingleberries.
I think I left a streak of dingleberry jam on my whitey tighties after my jog.
dingleberry jam by SkiSkiSki April 5, 2008

Dingle-Dork 

From the latin, dingle, and the Amero-English, dork, this term signifies an expression of jocularity, usually expressed amongst friends while hanging 'around' playing video games. One often hears this phrase in conjuction with others, such as, "You ass-munch!", or "Tool-faced whore!".
Scene: Billy is playing Battlefield 2 with his friend Gary. During the game, Gary head-shots Billy, killing him with a single bullet. Miffed, Billy cries out, "You dingle-dork!"
Dingle-Dork by Robert Wicker October 29, 2007

dinge queen 

A white gay man who prefers the sexual company of black men. As often as not, dinge queens engage in somewhat denigrating colonial/plantation/urban thug fantasy roleplay.
He's such a dinge queen, always trolling at Nob Hill for trade.
dinge queen by GranDiva May 13, 2006