Monkey Trader

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves. if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!

manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree and is a monkey trader..

Monkey Trader by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA March 15, 2007

day trader 

1. A person that insists on being actively involved in a group conversation but is incapable of saying anything that adds any value.

The guy everyone wishes would just shut up and leave, because what they're talking about is actually interesting, and the constant "that's what she said"s stopped being funny about 12 minutes ago.

A social parasite that gets a little selfish boost of attention by sapping a little bit of energy out of any interesting discussion.

2. A person that does the equivalent of the above, except with the stock market.

Mike: "That's really cool, Sam, where do you work?"

Dan: "that's what she said!"

Sam: "Just two blocks away. We make the chess boards out of onyx, and marble"

Dan: "marble like my dick!"

Mike: "Neat, do you cut the stone with a water jet?"

Dan: "my dick's a water jet!"

Mike & Sam: "STFU Dan! You are such a day trader! I hope you contract syphilis!"

day trader by Euge K December 4, 2010

fur trader 

A kinky lesbian sixty-niner.
I.E Lizzy and Miranda

I chilled with the fur traders last night.

fur trader by zero April 14, 2003

Facebook Trader 

Facebook Trader Is a Term used to describe a Person that has an Active Facebook Account and decides to deactivate their Account or stop using it and ditches it to sign-up for Twitter, foursquare, flickr, bebo, Linkedin, Badoo, BIGADDA, Black Planet, Caring Bridge, Classmates.com, Cyworld, douban, Flickr, Hi5,Myspace, Orkut and Qzone or any other Social networking site.

I spoke to my friend on Facebook and He/She told me that they are no longer going to be using Facebook anymore and has already signed up to another Social Networking Site Instead.
My friend is no longer on Facebook He ditched it, so I told them they were a Facebook Trader.

Facebook Trader by Glory by Fire.PEvans November 4, 2011

Novice trader 

Any user of a discount broker's stock trading tool that either does not execute his/her position with analysis first or just buy when someone say buy this.
A novice trader does novice mistakes I.e. buy when others buyers are prepared to sell and vice versa.

Only a novice trader will trade on Jim Cramer's recommendations.

Novice trader by Thaibu April 28, 2013

Sleep Trader

The Act of trading Sleep for vigorous anal sex.

"Hayden Traded his sleep for a right rogering, He's such a Sleep Trader"

Sleep Trader by Whatatreat July 11, 2016

grace trader 

Someone who turns their back on their born religion, leaves thier church to join a different one or converts to a religion they weren't born into.

I can't believe Becky left our little church for that fancy one down the street; what a fucking grace trader!

grace trader by Dark Molli December 31, 2020