Dirty Tinkerbell 

When you snort coke off of a whore's balloon knot.

A: Fuckin A man you look like shit. What happened to you last night?
B: I ended up in Hollywood doing a Dirty Tinkerbell in the bathroom of Coffee Bean.

Dirty Tinkerbell by bellatrixr4kids August 24, 2011

tickelsneezer 

A large villian on power rangers that is very goofy. The power rangers defeat him and he is one of the most vile creatures. Also called tip by the other creatures.

Look! There is tickelsneezer right now working on simulation. Let's get the hell out of here.

tickelsneezer by C. Casey II February 18, 2009

Ticket Flicker 

One who through local state law, and the inability to speak the local language due to their illegal immigration, is reduced to flicking tickets to promote pornography in your drunken Las Vegas face.

Get your porno ticket out of my drunken Las Vegas face you ticket flicker! What up don?

Ticket Flicker by imadoctorofjournalism January 5, 2010

tinder blast 

a reckless succession of right swipes intended as a shotgun approach to finding the evenings tinder fuck. A tinder blast usually results in a night of bad decisions and a morning of blocking undesirables.

Hey bro, sorry I ditched you last night. I tinder blasted my dignity away.

tinder blast by Glyph11 February 15, 2014

Tinder shape shifter 

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.

Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*

Tinder shape shifter by dtay87 July 1, 2015

Tinder Blister 

A cold sore HSV 1 or Genital Herpes HSV-2 that manifests approximately one week after a Tinder date and is immortal, due to Tindering.

“I think that bitch Crystal from Tinder gave me a Tinder Blister.

Tinder Blister by SHAWN S0L0 January 15, 2019

Tickets To See X 

Trigger warning

When someone either knows that they’ll die soon or they want to ask for help when they want to commit they say they have tickets to see X .

Miranda: Lindsey, I got tickets to see X.

Lindsey: I heard the concert is terrible. Don’t go. Let’s go to the movies instead, love.

Tickets To See X by gzmakally March 7, 2020