the dark side 

A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.

Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...

the dark side by T Hizzle June 5, 2005

The Dark Knight 

When you stretch your ball sack to look like a bat wing, then place it over a sleeping person's eyes and wake them up. When they open their eyes it will still seem dark.

I fell asleep watching Batman Begins and woke up to the "The Dark Knight"

The Dark Knight by Generichero October 12, 2011

The Dark Knight 

Overrated piece of shit. It was a good film but little kids saying "Why so serious?" ruined it for me. Jack Nicholson>Heath Ledger. Ironman>The Dark Knight.

John: Hey alex, "Why so serious?"
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.

The Dark Knight by Alex is the best October 11, 2008

the dark ages 

Use this term to refer to a relationship that you would rather not acknowledge.

"Didn't you date jacob Ross?"
"cmon Kaitlyn we don't talk about the dark ages..."

the dark ages by thedarkages May 20, 2017

the dark side 

when a guy is so whipped he disses his friends

Damn Nick went to the dark side with Kelesy

the dark side by Big B May 3, 2004

The Dark Knight 

Is an extremely overrated 2008 Film starring christian Bale and Heath Ledger.

The film is a sequel to batman begins. It is also going to be the highest grossing film ever, only because everyone feels bad about Ledger being dead and that they feel that he did such a great job portraying the joker, when in truth many actors could have performed equally.
So the old cum farts at the academy will bow to the millions of brainless fanboys' wishes and give the oscar for best supporting actor to Heath ledger's corpse.

It will happen, just wait and see.

(Theatre showing The Dark Knight...)
Gay 13-year-old fanboy: OMG! OMG! LEDGER IS TEH BEST DEAD AKTOR EVAR! ohhh.... *fap fap fap*
Heath ledger's ghost: wow...commiting suicide was a good idea afterall.

The Dark Knight by Suck Balls To All Yalls August 19, 2008

The Dark Knight 

A halfway decent movie that came out in 2008. It could have easily been a great movie, if it wasn't dragged out to 3 hours. So many scenes could have easily been eliminated and/or cut short.

Halfway through "The Dark Knight", I decided to take a nap to make it go faster. I woke up right before the credits, and had no regrets.

The Dark Knight by administrator April 17, 2009