box your swede 

To be stoned to ones capacity

box your swede by kiff October 9, 2003

smart swede 

Still, a very stupid person.

What's dumber than a dumb irishman? A smart swede.

smart swede by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

inverted swede 

The act of being a Swede who tucks his penis between his legs to look for feminine than he already does.

Erikson I want to look more feminine.

Then do the inverted Swede.

inverted swede by vageniusII September 25, 2009

mr.swede 

the best person ever

very pog person

some random guy: "Hey i met someone new, His name is Mr.Swede. He's the BEST!"
Some other random guy: "Oh yeah i have met him, he is very pog indeed."

mr.swede by Mr.Swede August 21, 2020

The Swede

Similar to an Albino. Someone who comes from a long line of incest who is far weaker than the average person and gets absolutely run through.

Did you see The Swede get trucked in last nights game?

The Swede by dififhdp May 1, 2022

Dirty Swede 

Adding five drops of Tabasco Sauce to your Snus before putting it under your lip

"Dirty Swede got me spitting mucous membrane." - "Dude, you really need help.

Dirty Swede by rusty_pete March 13, 2024

Dirty Swede 

The act of having a gay orgy in an IKEA, while putting surströmming in eachothers asses and eating it.

Hey, did you see all of those people doing the Dirty Swede inside the IKEA

Dirty Swede by weednose. April 10, 2024