shit skipper

A fart that skips past the shit yet carries the smell. Not to be confused with shart.

Ah that was a shit skipper. Time to worship the porcelain throne.

shit skipper by Rance Degen February 27, 2021

Dirty Skipper

It is like a game of Leap Frog, except it is a group of oiled men lined up naked, bent over with a finger in the ass of the person in front of them. The "Skipper" has to leap frog over each one. They get a point for each finger knocked out of an ass from slamming his taint down. The Skipper is automatically disqualified should the person whose finger was removed can place their finger inside the Skipper's ass prior to the Skipper clearing the next man.

I have baby oil, who wants to play dirty skipper?

Dirty Skipper by The Dirty Skipper September 22, 2021

mississippi mud skipper 

This is a variation of the Clevelnad Steamer, the main difference is that when trying to deficate solid fecal matter square in the center of the recipients chest, a series of gaseous diarrhea like shit filled squirts exit the rectum. It is the force of the gases exspelling intermittent shots of runny shit on top of each other that causes this "skipping" effect. The end result is, well you guessed it, a chest filled with what looks like a combination of chili and chocolate sause.

I was in the middle of giving my girlfriend a mississippi mud skipper when I heard someone knock on the door. I guess I must have moved when I turned to look at the door because when I returned focus to my girlfriend, it looked like someone shot her in the face with a double barrel shit canon.

mississippi mud skipper by WayneD October 26, 2006

muddy butt skipper

someone that like to skip to and lick dirty ass butt cover in shit.

a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper

muddy butt skipper by ckkiller22 March 4, 2011

titti skipper 

1. A person that skips from one thing to another; basicly hypocrite

2. When someone drives a muscle car and then jumps to an import

ex: Tim is a titti skipper because he Mr.Jones fat when he's fatter than him

ex:Joe:Ey Evan did you see Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift?
Evan:Yea why?
Joe:The main character is such a titti skipper.
Evan:Cause he started with a muscle car and at the end he drove an import.
Joe:Yea fuck that lets go watch Hannah Montana.

titti skipper by ChivaMex408 April 21, 2009

Salad Skipper 

A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.

NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.

Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."

Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."

Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."

Salad Skipper by SophieBee October 7, 2012

River skipper 

Noun
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.

Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.

River skipper by 24khoss October 17, 2013