sad 

an annoying term that teenage girls (especially in murray, utah) use quite frequently...even when the situation is not sad at all

"oh SAD!!!!!!!!!"

sad by Erin June 25, 2003

sad 

Of a miserable state

How sad, "A survey into how the Web affects American adults has found that surfing the net has become an obsession for many, with the majority of U.S. adults feeling they cannot go for a week without going online and one in three giving up friends and sex for the Web. The survey asked 1,011 American adults how long they would feel OK without going on the Web and found that 15 percent said just a day or less, 21 percent said a couple of days and another 19 percent said a few days. It also found that 20 percent said they spend less time having sex because they are online."

sad by Erin Marks October 3, 2007

sad 

Suck A Dick, putting a dick in your mouth and sucking on a cock

go SAD! we were all pissed at each other so i screamed as loud as i could go sad

sad by muhammad saeed April 22, 2008

sad 

being a Smart Ass Dummy:
used for those with high intelligence but no damn common sense

Albert Einstein was a sad.

sad by kamil olmec September 23, 2004

SAD 

An acronym meaning "Suck a Dick". It can be used to insult or display your rage at somebody without them understanding what you mean.

A: So yesterday I fucked your gf and shit
B: Sad...

SAD by Danappelxx May 19, 2013

sad 

S.A.D. - Smelly ass dick. When your junk gets sweaty, your scrotum gets sad and starts crying. The tears are actually sweat, and it makes your penis smelly.

Yo man I just got back from the gym and I have a ridiculous sad.

I'm sad that I have a sad :(

sad by Jizzy Stizz December 29, 2007

Sad 

An acronym used to describe someone with a "small ass dick"

Samir probably has a "sad"

Sad by 69_Taxman_69 January 12, 2017