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Sweaty moon shot 

When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game
Man pat just drained a sweaty moon shot over ricky and it was fucking amazing

Sweaty Peacock Syndrome 

An uncomfortable disorder that gives you pubic hair on all parts of your penis. It is said to be named this because a peacock nested on someones cock who had this long ago.
Person #1- "dude that guy has that awesome Sweaty Peacock Syndrome, i bet he gets all the peacocks."

Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."

Sweaty Dick Syndrome 

When your dick sweats uncontrollably and pimples full of puss protrude from the skin.
Phil: Oh, no my Dick has a load of Pimples, it's really sweaty..
Jason: You seem to have a Sweaty Dick Syndrome.
Sweaty Dick Syndrome by Sonk July 28, 2011

Sweaty bum sex 

Two friends engaging in a pre shower sexual act, both friends bend over and touch bums after a long game of fortnite rubbing ones bum on eachother resulting in a sweaty squeaky noise to which they are both satisfied with!
Oh Gerald I’d sure love to engage In some
Sweaty bum sex time after this long game of fortnite that has shooketh me!

sweaty man salad 

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad
dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?

Devil's Sweat 

A very delicious mixed drink. It gets its name from it's red color and disgusting sweetness.

Mix:
1 oz. lime juice
2 oz. Triple Sec
3 oz. Grenadine
in a low ball glass.
-Man, Mel drank so much Devil's sweat last night, she threw up red!

-What a pussy! All he's been drinking is Devil's Sweat.
Devil's Sweat by very mad world 1988 December 27, 2007