S.M.A.R.T

An Acyronym for: Sexually Molested, Ass/Anal Raped twice

Two plus Two is Nice
-Boy, your s.m.a.r.t
Hey, Thanks!

S.M.A.R.T by Ramer November 3, 2007

s.m.a.r.t. 

S-Sexually
M-Molested
A-And
R-Raped
T-Twice

Man that guy is the .S.M.A.R.T.

s.m.a.r.t. by no one actually May 17, 2008

s&m airlines

A made up airline in a song by NOFX in which they are sexually beaten. Awesome.

I'll never fly S&M airlines again.

s&m airlines by Hank Vader July 1, 2005

s.m.s.

An acronim for Shit Head Syndome

s.m.s.

to hell with p.m.s. i got s.m.s saod his girlfriend.

s.m.s. by wackjobg January 8, 2010

s&m S&mmses ;-) 

Messages with sado masochistic tendencies

Ur sado maschistic tendencies appeal to me in da s&m S&mmses ;-)

s&m S&mmses ;-) by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

S.M.F 

"Suck My Flaps" - The female equivalent of telling someone to "Suck My D*ck!"

**Matt decides to be a wanker to Jana**
...
Jana: "Matt, S.M.F ! Suck my flaps!"

S.M.F by TheLadyGrill January 20, 2019

S.M.I.T.H 

Shoot Me In The Head

OMG JUST S.M.I.T.H!!

S.M.I.T.H by Nipper 2 June 19, 2010