November 12

smack your youngest friend day, you smack them because they're inferior

Dude why did you just smack me!

Because its November 12 duh.

Oh makes sense.

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Girl: hey, it’s November 12, can I have your hoodie?
Guy: sure, but you have to give me your scrunchie.

November 12 by Parxie1313 November 11, 2019

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Today is the day your girlfriend give you the greatest head of the year, and she keeps eye contact as you finish in her mouth.

My girlfriend gave me the greatest blowjob ever today, I forgot it was November 12th!

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International EL WHERE ARE U! day make sure to scream it into your friends ears

Hey Bella!
What
November 12th
What is that
Uhhhh it’s

EL WHERE ARE U!
Ahhhhh really Kit

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National fuck that bro that’s playing your heart day. You’ve got better options honey bunches go out and say fuck that lowlife nigga

ME: fuck that asshole
Bestie: why because he’s playing you?
Me: no cause it’s November 12th... but yeah because he’s playing me too

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The day to slap anyone that’s name is brooke. Slap them in the face, the leg, anywhere as long as you make them cry!

Friend: Guess what day it is????

Brooke: Oh shit

Friend: Sorry bitch!!! It’s november 12, the day to slap a brooke!

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