McDonalds 

Super capitalist corporation that wasnts to kill you and your children with their special burgers of death.
Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.)
They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns.

RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN SUCK YOUR BLOOD!

"I'm filing a lawsuit against McDonalds for making me fat."

No.....

You silly shit, you ate that shite. They never told you to eat it. (Although, they may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)

McDonalds by Toadstoolturd July 15, 2006

McDonalds 

A place where that clown whore, purple blob shit, cereal mastermind criminal and other dwellfuckers make fatty food.

Kid: Do you have any drinks?
Worker: Yeah, do you want beer, rum, or wine?
Kid: I'm a kid
Worker: Ya, Rum to go.
Worker 2: sure thing.
kid: WHat?
Worker: that'll be 24.99.

McDonalds by Ball Licker July 26, 2003

McDonalds 

1. A place where cheap MFers go when they can't afford Taco Bell.

2. A place where everyone goes eventually.

3. A place were veggieburgers have meat and meat gots soy.

4. Home of the Shamrock shake.

'Sorry baby, I can't afford no Taco Bell dinner. Hows about McDonalds?'

McDonalds by Sharky Bootes December 23, 2003

mcdonalds 

McDonalds: That place that helps keep down the pigeons.

A & B walk out of a McDonalds
A: hey, where are all the pigeons?
B:You eating one now.
A: Looks at BigMac in suprise and barfs

mcdonalds by Choo-Choo McGrew July 13, 2006

McDonalds 

where you feel like you're in a different country because no one speaks english.

I walked in to McDonalds yesterday, I thought I was in Mexico!

McDonalds by Taryn Y February 2, 2008

McDonalds 

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds
Rock 'n Roll McDonalds

Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Wheaties, breakfast of champions!

McDonalds by Andrew Floyd Williams December 9, 2008

McDonalds 

We love to see you smile! ...Motherfucker!

Uh...yeah...

McDonalds by Sarahsuke July 13, 2003