mayonnaise dad 

Someone who constantly says tacky things.

Mayonnaise dad: What's up chocolate mama?

African American woman: Nothin much mayonnaise dad.

mayonnaise dad by Tacocatss June 14, 2015

mayonnaise monkey 

Human mammals with opposable thumbs with white skin tone. Yep, white people. Especially those that believe they are superior due to the color of their skin.

Look at those alt-right, mayonnaise monkeys, trying to pretend they're superior!

mayonnaise monkey by Slippery Weasel January 23, 2017

mayonnaise jar 

a gal who's been around eventually developing a cavernous and sperm lubed vagina from the multitudes of men she's slept with. A loose trick.

Did you hear her Nuva Ring slid right out when she was balling that nameless guy off the street? What a mayonnaise jar!

mayonnaise jar by Roundhouse Ninja Kick March 19, 2010

Mayonnaise Caps 

Used to describe very large areolas on a woman's breast.

Dude, check out the mayonnaise caps on that stripper.

Mayonnaise Caps by dkblz August 10, 2007

Mayonnaise American 

Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.

Also shortened to mayo american

These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)

Mayonnaise American by CypressBill June 11, 2023

Mayonnaise Tornado 

Jizzing into a tornado while standing safely in the eye.

Baxter found himself trapped in the eye of a tornado. With time running out and no other options, he decided to transform the regular tornado into a Mayonnaise Tornado by ejaculating into it. He forever changed the way that people look at tornadoes. Especially horny dudes.

Mayonnaise Tornado by G.T. Collins May 17, 2009

mayonnaise sandwich 

A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.

Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich!!

mayonnaise sandwich by Dirty January 3, 2004