Bulletproof Ket 

A term commonly used amongst recreational drug users to describe an extremely potent form of the tranquiliser ketamine. The effects of large intakes of this substance can range anywhere from a desire to listen to extended periods of fleetwood mac, sitting around in cardboard boxes, and inevitably, getting lost in the k-hole. Watching people partake of Bulletproof Ket is, prehaps not unsurprisingly, a great deal of fun.

Did you see Nik after his third line of that Bulletproof Ket? I've never seen someone having it out with an imaginery bathroom dwarf before.

Bulletproof Ket by Ketaloco December 9, 2008

pla-ket-ket 

The distinctive onomatopoetic sound of a Mac 10 Ingram ripping in for example a drive by as described by Skinbone.

"When I shoot you in the neck, the noise go Pla-ket-ket!!"

pla-ket-ket by NiggDiggerBrixx July 27, 2018

Poor mans ket 

Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction

Tommy:why are u acting weird bro
Brodie: I took some poor mans ket

Poor mans ket by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018

Pla-Ket-Ket-Ket

Shooting , Firing Gun Bullets (Word For the angery gays)

Remember last time I went to American's School , they belike 'pla-ket-ket-ket' and all the black students dead.

Pla-Ket-Ket-Ket by SaturoTeachEnglish September 30, 2018

Hau Ket 

A person who laughs at a joke even when it is bad. If they are not laughing they look at you with those faces like they at a whole lemon. Hau Ket is a person that has those aproacable attitude and will possibly be one of your very good friends when you grow up that still has that lemon face that he does when he hears a bad joke.

Wow you are such a "Hau Ket" kind of boy!

Hau Ket by Kimberly Sunny Days December 28, 2017

No Ket before Set 

The golden rule

-Hey dude u pinging yet?
-nah man I’ve got a set ahead. no ket before set!

No Ket before Set by Beefy_Cabbage January 4, 2019

i'm a celebrity ket me out of here 

urban myth has it that if you shout this 'i'm a celebrity ket me out of here' loud enough while in a k-hole you will automatically be released from it's grip. It takes its name from i'm a celebrity get me out of here where celebrities shout the same thing to get out of doing tasks.

man this k-hole is sucking me in further than I ever imagined it would, I need to get out of here and fast.

"I'M A CELEBRITY KET ME OUT OF HERE"

and i'm back to reality....

i'm a celebrity ket me out of here by TIN Laden December 9, 2010