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Kentucky Saddler 

1. Riding a horse nude and bareback with a passenger. You shit, and with it smearing out from between your ass and the horses back, the passenger uses it for body paint and lube.

2. A Kentucky Saddler is a breed of horse in RDR2, in modern day it is simpley the American Saddlebred.
1. Took the Ol' Lady and Gus out for a ride and a Kentucky Saddler. It was great but the ride home chaffed my ass up fierce.

2. Thats a good lookin' horse, Kentucky Saddler? Nice.
Kentucky Saddler by sunnywampus October 21, 2020

kentucky fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner resulting from the recipient's complete lack of decorum
Presenter: And the pussy is entered by the cock and balls
Guy 1: What is this guy thinking?
Guy 2: I don't know but this guys grade is going to get Kentucky Fucked by the professor
kentucky fucked by PsionicDucks April 18, 2020

Kentucky Thumb 

A sex position that is used by finger blasting your partner with your abnormally large thumb
Damn girl I'm gonna give that kentucky thumb

Bro did you here about the guy who gave Brandon a kentucky thumb for not completing the AK-50
Kentucky Thumb by Gobagoose May 20, 2021

Kentucky Fried Asshole 

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole

kentucky pepper shaker 

When a man shakes ground pepper in a girls face while hes fucking her and the sneezing fit causes her pussy or ass to convulse in a extremely pleasurable way for the man.
"Hit o girl with the Kentucky pepper shaker last night. Her pussy did my cock like it was squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube."

kentucky raisins

Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.
Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"

Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."
kentucky raisins by TopBun November 25, 2016