An extremely masculine hotty. An Ian will joke around saying they are very humble and or modest, but
everyone knows that everything else they say about themselves is somewhat true. As the embodiment of mental and physical perfection, they can beat up anyone with ease. Ian’s are kind hearted and out going. When you first meet one you may think they are weird, but if you are lucky enough to get to know them, you will find they are amazing. As the emporer of
literally everything, you shouldn’t mess with them. They are purely amazing, and you shouldn’t let one go if you meet them. Overall they are pretty great and caring once you know them. If you are a
friend of Ian, you are one of the luckiest creatures in the multiverse. They usually have above average cock sizes ranging from 7-69 inches long. An Ian is quite a force to be reckoned with, and everyone likes him. His actual friends are hand picked with the most care, and his best friend is the luckiest human to ever exist. His girlfriend is also one of the luckiest creatures to ever exist, because of how epic he is. He stays in human form rather than god form, so he doesn’t alarm anyone. He is funny, and if you get mad at him, you won’t stay like that for long. He is a perfect tan and very intelligent. Ian loves
video games, and watches anime too. He is very straight, but has nothing wrong with bi or gay people. The most important thing you need to know about him is that he poors the milk in after the cereal.
Before Ian: I am so depressed.
After Ian: Wow, I’m so glad I got to know Ian, aka the emporer of
everything. He improved my life in so many ways. He is very caring for his
girlfriend, and has rich deep blue eyes. Tbh, if I was a girl I’d be all over him (obviously because every girl is). His
Twelve pack is astonishing, and I’m glad I got to know the human form of a god.
