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A sexist, rude asshole, who doesn't know how to take a joke. Can't argue with him, because he won't ever let you win; even if he is wrong and you can prove it. Ignore him at all costs or he will become obsessed with you but cheat on you by pegging a dude we call Craig from Craigslist in the ass.
"Dude, my ex won't stop hitting me up."
"Yeah, girl. He is an Everett."
Everett by Anonnnnnnnnnss June 7, 2018
Dumbass who hangs out with other ones like Logan’s and brodys
He’s such an Everett
Everett by Itbrnidjdn December 3, 2019

Everett Door Stop 

Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
Everett Door Stop by BoredRD June 13, 2013

Everett ott

Best person to ever live. Best at everything. The hottest person to ever live.
Everett ott by Everett ott October 20, 2016

everetts sister 

did u hear about everetts sister
everetts sister by biastitan495 April 23, 2019

Everett's little brother