dark siding 

Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.

Reference dark side definition #3 and #6

john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere

Why the hell would you be dark siding?

Masturbation is better then dark siding.

dark siding by kper June 7, 2007

upper darby stare 

When you are driving through Upper Darby and someone is walking on the sidewalk. They stare your car down because you are driving and they are not.

You are driving, they are staring in anger at you for no reason.

"He gave me the Upper Darby Stare"

upper darby stare by Batomm April 11, 2007

dark sucker 

any apparatus able to absorb dark from the surroundings; aka a flashlight.. or any type of light for that matter.

By taking in the dark of the night, i could see thanks to my trusty dark sucker.

dark sucker by elephant November 13, 2007

dark sea 

the act of gapping someones asshole and then filling it up with pee

I gave Stacy the best Dark Sea bro

dark sea by Schlitzko September 25, 2019

Twink (Dark Souls) 

A player in dark souls who is given later game items

I gave someone ornsteins armour at level 40 therefore they are a Twink (Dark Souls)

Twink (Dark Souls) by William Widlewim Keithson XII April 10, 2020

tongue punch the dark star

To lick ones anus as if you were trying to reach the inside of a tootsie roll lollipop.

In the middle of sex I got a good look at my girl's ass. It was sooooo fine I decide to tongue punch the dark star.

tongue punch the dark star by SomeDirtyGuy February 26, 2015

Dark Star 

A high grade indica marijuana strain known for making people who smoke it in high doses pass out into deep sleeps, often uncontrollably with vivid lucid dreams. Used medically to treat insomnia.

Kyle smoked too much dark star before school and it made him sleep through his first 3 classes.

Dark Star by rgm829 June 4, 2019