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bamboo-zled

Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).
I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!
bamboo-zled by QuacksO September 3, 2018
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bamboo flute 

An instrument origined from china that made of bamboo.
The sound is so beautiful that you will love when first listen.
YuXunFa,a great master in china, he and the bamboo flute melt into one.
bamboo flute by gcpclinical April 18, 2019

Bamboo Bunny 

Asian women that go exclusively for Africans/Europeans.
'I need me a Bamboo Bunny, they're so based'

Bamboo Stick 

Look at Elicia and her bamboo stick legs!
Bamboo Stick by Lovelle1212 May 29, 2020

Bamboo Annoyance 

You ever have those friends who drive you crazy. Annoy you to no end? But it’s not enough to end your friendship over? A cross between endearing and blind rage. But enough to where you challenge them to a duel with bamboo shoot swords and repeatedly whack the shit out of each other in a Chick Fil A parking lot where employees and customers gather around to watch the ensuing carnage. Bamboo Annoyance! 😁
This girl Sonora sure is pain in my ass. Thinking about her getting some bamboo annoyance level discipline.
Bamboo Annoyance by sushi lyrics September 26, 2020

bamboo fit 

a phrase used to scold somebody, who is very dumb and needs to get a bamboo fit up their ass.
(in the views of mr. rohit vyas)(dola)

go lefroy!!!!!
anay bamboo fit kardunga, pure duniya mein kahin par bhi chale jana, koi doctor nahi nikal paye ga
ghum phir ke mere pass hi ana padega

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go lefroy!!!!1

bamboo taker

A person who enjoys large bamboos up the anus and ejaculates from it
Julia: Omg Matthew all of my bamboo are gone
Matthew: I think it’s them damn Bamboo takers them fellers are weird
bamboo taker by CKKD October 17, 2022