BMW 

the ultimate driving machine. bmw stands for bavarian motorworks. it is a top quality car known for its outstanding engineering and sports car handling. it combines porsche performance and mercedes luxury. despite its contriversial designing, it's the second largest automaker.

Joe: damn did u hear that car's engine?
Jack: yeah, that's the 500 hp V-10 bmw M5

BMW by porschephile December 22, 2008

bmw 

I've owned a Porsche, a Mercedes, a Honda and now a BMW M5. I will always love my Mercedes but I have a new found appreciation for the brilliant performance of my 500HP M5.
V10 Engine, this cars a speed demon.

The BMW M5 is one of the best cars I have ever had the pleasure of owning.

''The 97,000 dollar dream machine''

bmw by Car guy April 28, 2007

BMW 

An African American mans wiener or Black Mans Wiener

Holy krap Kurt did you see the BMW in the porn video

BMW by KURTS HOE GIRL June 3, 2009

BMW 

Be my wife

BMW by singh November 7, 2003

bmw 

A car that if you own you will never want to go back to anything else.

BMW is the best car ever.

bmw by miny March 21, 2008

BMW 

The car of the jack ass drivers who always cut me off. They are usually owned by fat old businessmen who have strong alpha male type personalities who will flip you off for doing 10k over the speed limit. Avoid them on the road and key them in the parking lot.

GUY 1: WHAOH! Did you see that guy just cut me off?
GUY 2: Yeah man. He's driving waaay too fast.
GUY 3: Typical BMW.

BMW by OriginalityPeople2991 June 9, 2010

BMW 

Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore

I BMW and I drive a BMW, therefore I am the 'Ultimate Driving Machine' cos I hook up with tons of hot chicks.

BMW by John Shin April 14, 2005