Ark survival evolved 

dont play it, it will give you a hemmerhoid

that shit game ark survival evolved dont play it

Ark survival evolved by alljerrysincages2020 April 25, 2021

Ark:Genesis

Another shit add-on to an already shitty game with bugs and glitchy mechanics that make a played kill themselves or play fortnite

I don't fucking know I was just making a definition LMAO Ark:Genesis

Ark:Genesis by TheWither307 February 26, 2020

Ark Life 

(ärk-līf) 1. A term of endearment, through the good and the bad, what it means to love and live the Hardcore(One life) Mode in any game.

I've kept a Tribe alive On the Hardcore servers solo for almost a year! Ark Life bro!

Ark Life by Cpt Flags August 21, 2018

Ark survival of the fittest 

A game no one plays

Joe: hey want to play ark survival of the fittest
Jim: what

Ark survival of the fittest by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 25, 2021

Ark: Survival Evolved

game with much glitch, much wow

person 1: ark: survival evolved is good
person 2: no it's very glitchy

Ark: Survival Evolved by abcdefghijklmnopqrdtuvwxyz December 20, 2020

ark of the covenant 

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.

1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"

ark of the covenant by jmitch77 November 8, 2016

Ark Comes Alive 

A amazing overhaul mod, just this

im lazy to think about something, ark comes alive

Ark Comes Alive by JooJ, The Bird January 22, 2017