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an excuse made by desperate girls after having a sexual encounter with an ugly boy. the "3-9-1" describes their level of hottness on a scale from one to ten.
3: when you first meet them
9: the desperate point during the encounter
1: when you see them after
girl 1: did you do the nasty with him?
girl 2: eww yes.
girl 1: actually?
girl 2: yaa, i had a total 3-9-1
3-9-1 by jomilia November 30, 2010

3 guys 1 hammer 

It is absolute proof that God doesn't exist. 3G1H is possibly THE sickest video on the internet. Stay the fuck away at all costs.
Example 1

Asshole: Yo check out this cool vid called 3 guys 1 hammer *sends link*

Person: I'll take a look

Asshole: lolololol

Person: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!??!? *pokes eyes out, pours magma in eye sockets, and rinses them out with hydrochloric acid*
January 3rd, 1937, the most l33t day in history EVER.
"I wish I was born on 1-3-37, so I could've been born to be l33t."
"Your mom is a 1-3-37 baby, is she l33t at sex?" (Never say the 2nd example, lol)
1-3-37 by David777 November 4, 2008

3 guys 1 cup

Another disturbing video: three naked men each put the leg of a camera tripod down the jap's eye of their cocks for three-way masturbation. Unexpectedly, the legs on the tripod extend, causing their cocks to simultaneously also extent to over one meter in length each! The men frantically try and pull the tripod legs out of their now overstretched cocks with great difficulty. (nb: even though it's a tripod, it's called a cup due to notoriety of other videos called cup)
Person 1 "Hey, let me show you this video called 3 guys 1 cup"

Person 2 "Aahhh! Sick dude!"
When a man doesnt know how to finger a girl correctly during foreplay.
The hopeless Spanish tosser was down there fiddling for ages like Ted Rogers doing 3,2,1. You'd think he'd know how to poke a bird at 38 years of age!
3,2,1 by Gonster July 1, 2004
The art of anal, fingering, and making out.
The female arks her ass back so the male can stick his wang in her anus but at the same time you can see her front. The male then proceeds to finger the woman and then starts making out.
1.) Guy: Dude, I just pulled a 3 in 1 on Michelle!
2.) Other guy: Sexy.
3 in 1 by isw12786 August 22, 2006