Cryballin 

Crying uncontrollably. Possibly fake or over dramatic.

My teenage daughter was cryballin over her "soulmate" of one week.

Cryballin by Sherrigurl July 30, 2019

Crybanging

When a song has beautiful lyrics or chords, to the point of making you cry. But then the drop is so heavy, that you want to headbang. So you simultaneously cry and headbang at the same time.

Man, that new illenium song had be crybanging the whole time!

Crybanging by ashyy_07 August 1, 2019

Cryballs 

The telltale signs that an individual has been crying. But has stopped crying and is trying to hide their symptoms. Which usually include a
snotty nose and redness/ puffiness around the eyes.

"Look at Dena over there. She must have seen a sad movie."
"Yea, look at those cryballs. Yikes."

Cryballs by Douglas. December 31, 2008

crystalling 

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!

Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!

crystalling by Poway Guy May 22, 2018

Crystalling 

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.

What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Crystalling by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

Crybanging

The art of Headbanging and Crying when listening to some thing heavily beautiful

I was Crybanging so hard when I went to see Illenium the other day

Crybanging by KennTheSky August 1, 2019

crybullies 

A liberal abuser who pretends to be a victim. Calls everyone who disagrees with him or her a racist or a misogamist.

Those black lives matter activists who threw rocks at my car for no reason are a bunch of crybullies.

crybullies by ordell January 19, 2016