Scrad is a very cool dude who has a vast array of minions to do his bidding. Most people know him by the words he uses such as "bam". Connotations are a must when talking to this individual.
Person:"Scrad can i become your minion?"
Scrad:"You may my precious, but work hard and serve me well or beware my wrath"
An improvised device used for cleaning a pipe or one hitter, preferably carved from a stem and decorated.
The original scrad was created by a pair of bothers who developed this tool after visiting a mutual friend at different times. Scott carved the tool and Brad decorated (hence the name scrad).
This pipe is clogged. Do you have anything to clear it with?
Not off hand. But, I can clean up this stem into a scrad.
Taking really, REALLY immense delight in the misfortune of some loathesome person-like creature. Well beyond garden-variety schadenfreude, a case of schadenboner lasting beyond four hours means the tumescent owner must seek medical attention.
The final exposure of Dan Rather as a failshit partisan back in 2004gave me a 3-hour schadenboner..at least.
To dance around and sing the "scadoo song" then jump and land into a 2d picture or object. This is usually done when people want to flee the police or when cute host-people want to follow there talking dogs into paintings for educational adventures.
Blue scadooed we can too! *dances obnoxiously and leaps headfirst into painting*