hummie 

a play on the word homie, in effect giving it a 'southern twist'. there is to: thurr, as homie is to: hummie.

"Yo hummie, you got change for a dollar?"
"This IS a dollar hummie, it's one of them Sacagawea golden dollar coins."

hummie by the amazing hobo September 15, 2004

Hummie 

1. Like homie but closer than family.
2. A threat if someone is threating you.
3. A girl homie

1. What's up Hummie
2. Click clack on them Hummie
3. You is my Hummie for life

Hummie by Indigo_1425 June 26, 2016

hummie 

a hummie is a rare, small and cute creature that can adapt to any environment. so you can have water steel and even flying hummies. but they don't show their face very often so if you see one you are very lucky.

boy1: hey dude i just saw a green hummie in the forest
boy2: no man hummies arent real
boy1: but i really saw one

hummie by a smart hummie November 7, 2019

hummie 

a hummie is a rare creature that can adapt to any environment. so you can have water steel and even flying hummies. but they don't show their face very often so if you see one you are very lucky.

jake: hey dude i just saw a hummie!
bob: hummies dont even exist

hummie by a smart hummie November 6, 2019

Hummie 

1 n. the ultra sarcastic term used to address a woman, usually significant other, that is constantly wearing her pussy vibrator around, yet denies anything is happening as her face goes bright red, eye goes crossed, and breathing becomes orgasmic; usually accompanied by a single rapid involuntary pelvic twitch, elevated yet shaky vocals, and constant ruffling of anything that resembles a sloshing noise often made when an object comes in contact with a overly wet pussy; her face usually ages 10 years in a matter of four seconds with bags and bloodshot eyes, sometimes the gesture resembles that of a person giving a slight incognito push of a fart.

(Ultra sarcastic male voice) Hey hummie, are you making more sauce for the silver sneakers tomorrow morning? (The silver sneakers refer to the perverted seniors that would pay their monthly retirement just to see her eyes go crossed as they gather around her hoeing the dirt in the front yard!)

Hummie by Chuckie Cools July 11, 2023

Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky 

Quoted from youtuber Captainsparklez also known as Jordan Maron. This quote suggested that as sharks have to keep swimming as to not sink, hummingbirds can't stop flying because they can't land. Of course, hummingbirds can land and Jardon was wrong.

"It just flies forever, it's stuck there like the Sharks of the Sky because most sharks can't stop swimming either. That's probably the first time anyone's ever said that Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky, and I'm going to own up to that."

- Jordan Maron (Captainsparklez) on August 6, 2017 in the video titled "An Expensive Mistake" at 8:45

Hummingbirds are the Sharks of the Sky by The Amazing Fish June 29, 2018