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Pronasticrate 

To put of work or other duties (procrastinate) by masturbation or the thoughts and ideation thereof.
I would have finished my english paper earlier but with internet and lube at hand, to pronasticrate was inevitable.
Pronasticrate by Peter5821 February 5, 2009
Related Words

pro-nasty 

beyond badass

heard rappers on Robert Macneil's PBS special on language use it.
Yo, that boomin' system in yo ride is pro-nasty dog!

pornasty 

Pornogrphy that you regret watching or refuse to watch.
I clicked on a link and saw some pornasty stuff with a chicken, a she-male and a spatula, so I will not be going back to that site!

I don't go to that site, because it is pornasty, and i don't want to see that stuff!
pornasty by Susheelover November 10, 2013

pronastication 

referring to a ridiculous level of procrastination, so ridiculous, said person can not even take the time to say the word correctly.
Woe is me, my pronastication has left me in another night with my hand.
pronastication by Klutzposition September 12, 2009

poonasty 

The slightly less known, slightly smelly neighbor of the poonanny.
You can go to the poonasty from the poonanny, but you can not go to the poonanny from the poonasty!
poonasty by The Royal August 23, 2006