A very very very childish man. He will always have light pretty blue eyes but can only get to Diamond on Valorant. He can't really carry you but he always gives you a laugh. He is sometimes sweet and gives free therapy. If you find a Frostemery you can never q with him in Valorant because he sucks.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).