Zemma is the most amazing, outgoing, energetic person you will meet in your life. She is athletic, pretty, and cares dearly about her friends. Be careful about getting on her bad side though. Anyone who hurts who loved ones will be a making a big time mistake. Zemma is childish, but can be responsible when she wants. Amazing girlfriend, loyal, compassionate, and has W rizz. She is very rizzable though, so don't mess with her to hard.
Zemmy is a person you can blame everything on. Zemmy does everything wrong..like everything. They are a person who is weird and you can blame! They will never know why they get blamed but you will!
Person: “oh my days! I got robbed this is all zemmys fault!”
Person 2: “ow i just got hit by a bus! That rat zemmy”
Person 3: “holy shit! That person just stole my fucking car! This zemmyrems fault!”
a popular colloqialism used in the south pacific to describe graphs or charts of little or no meaning. usually they appear with no title, axis, or scale. picture a diagonal line on a piece of paper.
marcel> oh here is that graph of last months performance that you needed
boss> what way up does it go?
marcel> im not sure, its a zeeman.
The slang term for a really beautiful woman who is very appealing and looks really fashionable. She has to have sex appeal and look sexy and attractive.
or... Daaaaaamn! Did you seethat girl? She was a Zommmma!!!