Brown Meat 

Particularly dark coloured flesh on the labia or penis of an otherwise much whiter person.

She was a ginger, you know with the whitest skin and cutest little pink nipples, but when I got down there - fuck me: Brown meat flappage!!! Totally unexpected...

Brown Meat by spunk_sock June 28, 2008

brown your meat 

1). To have sex with a negro
2). To have anal sex
3). Penis augmentation surgery with the intent of creating a franken negroid like cock

1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha

2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!

3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'

brown your meat by doctor yamamoto August 26, 2010

brown the meat 

sex of the derrier

I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.

brown the meat by big ol' steve June 18, 2009

brown my meat 

A horrific term for anal sex.

"Hey baby, will you brown my meat? ;)"

brown my meat by bigblackjack November 10, 2013

blown meatflaps 

When a sumo has a long ripping fart that causes his meatflaps to vibrate intensely like jello.

dJJohnicue: Hey Daddams you see that fat lard blow his meatflaps?

Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.

blown meatflaps by Daddams February 18, 2015

Brownbeaten 

When Mike Brown relentlessly crushes your free will and convinces you to do something you otherwise would not have done.

"I didn't want to take the titty pills but I was brownbeaten into submission. Again!"

"Was gonna stay in tonight but I got summarily brownbeaten into a massive mish across West London."

Brownbeaten by Pickled Onion Flavour June 7, 2019