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fuckeroni 

the moment when you stub your toe on something really stupid and you scream really loud
*stubs toe on edge of dresser* "fUCKERONI"
fuckeroni by phanmagnet September 6, 2015

Fuckeroni 

1. Ver. when the user wants to curse but doesn’t want to seem too harsh.
2. ???. If for some reason you spill something hot on yourself or something similar while ordering a pepperoni pizza.
1.
Person 1: boom! Beat ya in mortal kombat for the 3rd time in a row!
Person 2: hug, fuckeroni!

2.
Person 1: so, what will you be ordering today?
Person 2: hmm I will be ordering... *spills coffee after sipping it* OH FUCKERONI
Person 1: oh my god! Do you need any he- wait what?
Person 2: what?
Fuckeroni by GiraffeGuru January 3, 2021

fuckeroni 

fuckeroni he's done it again damn it.
fuckeroni by anonymous April 4, 2021

fuckeroni 

the act of fucking someone while eating a bowl of mac n' cheese. or after eating mac n' cheese.
omg last night me and jenny had a fuckeroni going on, it was sweet
fuckeroni by zertec ha March 30, 2005

Fuckeroni 

Secret code for "Give me a second, my dick's out."
"Ayo fam, where's the punch?"
"Fuckeroni. Hold on."
Fuckeroni by NumbnutsUnited March 3, 2022

fuckeroni pizza 

when you cum on a pizza bread so your cum chunks look like mozzarella, your wife spreads her period blood all over the pizza and you put little pepperoni over the cum chunks. then your wife queefs on the pizza and you shove it up her pussy as you repeatedly stick your hard dick in an out of her tight pussy. get your daughter involved too
dude i had some fuckeroni pizza last night
Dude: That's fucking nasty cum shit