Skip to main content

omellete speak

When some kind of French doesnt know how to speak in english and speaks their native language, it's speaking "omellete".
- Bonjour, comment ça va? Je suis stupide! Said the fucking "omellete speaker"
omellete speak by Kateuka April 21, 2017

Cuban Omellete 

The art of violently projectile vomiting up the vaginal passage of a starving aids riddled african whore whilst maintaining an air tight seal so as to prevent the re-ejaculation of aids infested chunklets back into the performers mouth or face.
"hey bro that festering slut is gagging for a cuban omellete"

"I took that bitch out back and filled her cum dungeon with a hefty big mac cuban omellete"
Cuban Omellete by Sancho12342 November 26, 2011

Denver Omellete

Can only be performed from within a vehicle, by men and within the City of Denver.

First you start with a pressed ham and to it, you add the sausage and a couple nuts. (You may garnish with parsley if you wish.)
Once we hit the city limits of Denver, I started handing out Denver Omelletes all along I-70.
Denver Omellete by Art Vandelay December 16, 2004

chin omelete 

the act of busting a load on a girls face, and having it ultimately drip down her chin. the texture of the semen and its elasticity are what create the illusion of eggs, hence the term "chin omelete."
"yo dawg, i gave that slag (insert name here) a nasty chin omelete for breakfast, ya heard?"
chin omelete by Nick Long Island November 8, 2004

Drain the Omelete 

"Sucks for Jacob, he could hear his sister dranining the omelete in her room all night last night."

"That bitch Sally really needs to drain the omelete."

Dirty Omelete 

When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.
Dirty Omelete by Dingaroo December 2, 2020