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snappy pappy 

A guy who is a solid 7, but can easily be considered an 8 or a even a 9 once you realize he's a good dad

A man who wouldn't normally get a second look, but earns extra attractiveness points when others realize he's a nice guy
Wow! I never really noticed him before, but ever since I saw him with his kids, he seems super hot. What a snappy pappy!
snappy pappy by Mandi Harmony August 30, 2016
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Slappy Pappy

To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson
Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"

Slappy Pappy

To hit your grandfather in the face with your jewels. ;)
I just did a slappy pappy and he grounded me for two weeks! I don't think he gets the joke!
Slappy Pappy by kyleBUTT October 3, 2008

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy 

Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.
Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*

Slappypappy 

One who slaps in a negative manner
Man Unhappy Pappy got Slappypappy last night
Slappypappy by Budwak January 16, 2024