Taco ass 

The feeling of utter discomfort one gets from a combination of eating spicy or hot food, making a torturous bowel movement, inadequatly cleansing their butt hole and or crack, and being so hot, that one sweats in the crack of their ass, causing a witches brew of catastrophic proportions in the rectal area. Taco ass can be further irritated by chafing from activity(i.e. walking,running, etc.), or chafing from being extremely fat.

Damn it, I guess I didnt wipe good enough, I have some bad taco ass!

Taco ass by Samphx December 7, 2006

taco ass 

a mexican living in the united states

a white woman and a latino woman got into an argument on the bus. the latino woman called the white woman 'raggedy ass'. the whire woman responded by calling the latino woman a 'taco ass'. the latino woman said "i'm not mexican,
i'm puerto rican".

taco ass by sister mary fuck face February 14, 2008

taco ass 

juicy shit that sticks in your butt cheeks after a juicy fart

man that spicy food gave me taco ass

taco ass by clark york June 10, 2008

Taco ass 

a mexican living in the united states

that taco ass is taking refuge at a church so she does't get deported

Taco ass by sister mary January 12, 2009

Taco ass 

Taco Ass The backside of the hard or soft shelled taco in which all of the taco’s insides slide out making the effect that the taco is actually pooping out the lettuce, tomato, cheese, meat and sour cream.

“Check out Julie’s white blouse, looks like a serious case of taco ass to me!”

Taco ass by ReginaandRay December 14, 2008

Taco Ass's

A game in which two people compete with taco ingredients wedged in their ass crack's (lettuce, tomato, cheese, beef mince). Both players have to clench their butt cheeks to keep as many ingredients as possible from falling out and walk 5 meters. Once a player has reached the 5-meter mark, they then have to squat down above a tortilla and pour all contents of the ass taco on to the tortilla. The player with most amount of food in their tortilla wins. The loser has to eat it.

1. Hey dude, want to challenge me to a game of Taco Ass's?

2. I challenged Daniel to a game of Taco Ass's last night, but I made the mistake of using hot sauce.

Taco Ass's by JDingus January 12, 2026

bitch ass taco 

A taco that will fuck up your within minutes by turning your asshole into a diarrhea cannon.

I ate a bitch ass taco today and my day went to shit, literally.

bitch ass taco by BritishGinger0 April 18, 2016