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everlasting jobstopper

a neck tattoo, face tattoo, or other quasi-permanent job prophylactic.
This everlasting jobstopper seems like a bad idea in hind-sight.

Everlasting Love 

When you think that the love you have for someone is never ending or will last forever until death. Generally the cause of marriage..
We have everlasting love!! Let's get married.

everlasting bong stoper

When one is smoking out there bong an the residue clogs up an u smoke on it for what seems like forever
Man bro we been smoke in on this everlasting bong stoper forever

everlasting cocksucker 

One who sucks cock, everlastingly. Basically a dirty slut who will suck cock for the rest of her life.

everlasting 

A description of a person that has infinite qualities. She is internal, endless and incorruptible.

An abstract concept. A feeling that is much easier to experience than to explain.
My friendship with Boppy is everlasting. We can talk for 8 hours and feel like only 20 minutes has passed by.

Raymond: I broke up with Ecila.
Molas: Why?
Raymond: Our conversations were always about mickey mouse and puppies. She wasn't everlasting.

The Everlasting Love Test 

When a guy masterbates to see if he still has a crush on someone. Determined if love is still present after he nuts(after all of the sexual drive is gone)
Bro I used The Everlasting Love Test, I’m in love with her!