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Harketing 

The practice of giving relentless verbal or written abuse to customer service employees, usually after having received less than satisfactory service.
You have recieved bad customer service, you ring up the company responsible and give them a tirade of authoratitive statements (patronise if need be) until your will is obeyed. i.e. ring them up and give them a good Harketing.
Harketing by BenC May 13, 2006

Hackering off 

The act of masterbating by grinding, humping, and moving hips side to side against an inanimate object.
i like hackering off on my bed at night
Hackering off by Scott Hacker December 15, 2010

Hackering 

To try to hack Lj of the Corruption Clan.
Alex> who wants to hack lj
Likatutu> Alex, u can't hack Lj, he's black.
demon|BNC|Sleepering> i did@@@ hackering!
Hackering by Likatutu May 28, 2009

tacketting  

The act of secretly masturbating to gay porn.
I was tacketting to guys having sex as my mother was in the other room.
tacketting by Rosacea Mederma April 13, 2009

Sacketting

Taking a shot at a crowded table and spraying everybody in the vicinity with shot jameson rain from your mouth.
Jim: Bro what the fuck i just bought this scarf.

Brian: Sorry bro sacketting is a mating call in my native beardondrian culture.
Sacketting by Bwie April 11, 2013

Hatchetting 

While playing Dead by Daylight, throwing the Huntress' hatchets.
I've been hatchetting these noobs all stream!
Hatchetting by KeldricL March 13, 2021