procrastiknitting

Knitting when you really should be doing something else. Frequently done furtively to avoid the disapproving stares of people who know what you should be doing.

I should be packing, but instead I am procrastiknitting.

I have a final in 6 hours, but instead of studying, I am procrastiknitting.

by Kelly-TBCRI March 28, 2016

procrastiknitting

An extremely dangerous form of procrastinating utilising two very pointy objects to waste inordinate amounts of time .

"WendyTantyPants needs to start revising for her final exam, but she just cannot stop procrastiknitting!!"

by Wendy TantyPants April 24, 2016

Procrastiknitting

When one knits instead of completing more important tasks.

Tim: "Did you get those timesheets in yet?"
Mary: "No. i was procrastiknitting."

by wewanthalflife3 November 5, 2018

procrastishitting

The act of shitting your pants due to stress while procrastinating. Especially noticeable for students near the end of a semester.

Josh felt like procrastishitting after he realized the amount of projects that were unfinished while playing league of legends

by SamBlazer April 29, 2014