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Felsted wetty 

A felsted wetty is a felsted pupil, Felsted being the school in Essex, England. A felsted wetty is a rich boy check IRL, they all own Lambo’s and Porsche’s and love spending daddy’s money. They can’t fight, but can play rugby. Also they are better than Brentwood pricks and New Hall slags.
“Ohh, did you see Amelia yesterday”
“Yer, she only wears designer clothes”
“That’s coz she go’s to Felsted”
“Ohh dame, she’s a Felsted wetty ”
“Yer, and she full boards so u can’t smash.”
“Shit, lets go meet our new hall slags then”
Fine.”
Felsted wetty by Thegaydude July 2, 2019
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‘Alex’s dad brought him ANOTHER pair of yezzys`

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Ew my mum never buys me clothes that costs less that £30`

LMAO bit Felsted, mate’
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