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Burgeritis 

Inflammation to joints cause by eating too many hamburgers
Dude your knees hurt from too many burgers you must have burgeritis!
Burgeritis by Definition of evil February 28, 2018

Butteritus 

A disease which causes the sufferer to sit on the couch all day and eat buttery foods. Butteritus sufferers are usually overweight and lazy, and make any excuse possible not to partake in physical activity. Closely related to acute Cheeto hand syndrome (ACHS.)
I'd go walk the bridge today, but my butteritus is acting up.
Butteritus by DodgerBaby April 13, 2014

Dumb Butteryitis 

A sickness that is generally inherited from one's parents or peers. It cannot be cured only treated (with large quantities of effort and sometimes alchol works, but only if taken it quantities large enough to make one pass out - this is not a recommended method of treatment). Relaspes occur randomly and are of indeterminate duration. Severe cases never go into remission, resulting in constant problems for other people. See dumb butt
Upon discovering that my cell phone had crapped it's brain I spent the next hour in the throes of a severe case of Dumb Butteryitis trying to figure out how to notify my family that I had missed my connecting and that they should wait 4.5 hours before starting the 3 hour drive to the airport. Forgetting how to make a long distance collect call from a Pay Phone (do those things still exist?).

butteritis 

When your body becomes filled with butter instead of blood. And when you bake yourself you become a whole biscuit.
Woah do you see Billy over there I heard he has butteritis.
butteritis by Blackbutter February 19, 2019

Bitteritis 

When you are over 35 and have dated so much to the point you have contracted a negative feeling towards all relationships, becoming bitter over all
All these men have bitteritis , May he should chill out on dating.

busterinos

Busterinos is the definition of losing all the money you have.

It could be on an expensive branded bag, it could be an all-in at a poker game, it could be splurging on a new super car.

When you have lost it all, you have indeed…busterinos
Man 1: Dude.. He just put his life savings on BIG.

Man 2: Then what happened??

Man 1: It came out 1, 3, 5!

Man 2: Busterinos dude… busterinos
busterinos by Mowrwe Kosha November 28, 2021