Mum: Will, open your present! I know you'll ADORE it!
Will: *Hopes that it is the new gaming console, the
Xbox 360*
Dad: *Smiles proudly, hoping that Will would be happy*
Will: *Tears open
the present* ๐ Mate, dis is a facking book *Reads title*
Holy crap, I'm not some sort of nerd mate, I don't read Dictionary's bruh