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Swagulate 

When ones swag becomes too copious, they have to regulate the amount of swag they release.
Bro, I have too many thirsty fat chicks on my dick, I have to sit and swagulate.
Swagulate by Nuudles December 9, 2012

Spatulatory Rape 

the common act of using a spatula while cooking to enter into something and/or separate it from sticking or to stir some mixture until the correct consistency is acquired for further steps in the cooking process, without the permission of inanimate objects because inanimate objects can't consent

OR

to use the handle end of a spatula as a dildo without permission, often in place of using one's one penis or strap-on for a number of illogical reasons
Lucy: The only sex around here before eight is spatulatory rape, and that's only when I cook.

Mary: That's disappointing. You need to remind Joe of his Seduciary Responsibility .

OR

Lucy: Oh! Yeah! Like that! Wait, what do I feel?

Joe: I heard from Mary's husband Bob that you like spatulatory rape, so I'm using the spatula instead since you like it so much.
Spatulatory Rape by Perry Winnwet January 23, 2010

Swagutory Rape 

When a male uses his swag (which is never anything special or abnormally impressive for a guy his age: minimum wage job, beat up car from the mid 90's, clothes he bought at a discount price from the Hot Topic he works at) to attract underage girls who are not used to boys their age having such things. He does this out of desperation; ladies his age find his advances hilarious and sad.

He will often and mainly use Facebook, Twitter, or any form of social networking where young and impressionable minors are prominent. He will also target girls who are a bit out of date and or cliche; scene girls and leftover Myspace whores are always messaged first.
Creeper 1: Yeah man, you didn't hear? He took TWO fifteen year olds to the movies at the same time. That's pretty pimp of him.

Creeper 2: Wow, that's pimp of him. They must be impressed by his discount Louis V gear. Definitely a case of Swagutory Rape going on there.
Swagutory Rape by K. Cobra November 8, 2011

Swagular 

"lil' netty's new kicks be swagular"
Swagular by BassBoi August 22, 2011

over-swagulating 

when a person tries too hard to swag and ends up looking like a fool.
Person 1: Look at that kid he over-swagulating!

Person 2: What a fag.
over-swagulating by erpderp June 23, 2010

premature swagulation 

Before reaching the point of 'swag' some bitch niggers experience premature swagulation. Meaning they have not yet acheived any swag.. These people believe they have attained some level of swag in their lives.. but they are delusional... and clearly lack any and all forms of swag.
Noun: Premature Swagulator

Synonyms:
Swagless Nigger
Clown
Example 1:
(Man walks by in 1998 K-Swiss sneakers, tall white socks, and a matching purple Hanes sweat outfit.. complements of Walmart.. Go Ravens, and a dollar store bought gold chain)

Man: "Ayyyee babygirl, you look beautiful today.. anyone ever tell you you a blessing?"

Girl turns to friend and says: "I know that man did not just hit on me. Woahder.. Premature Swagulation. Ew"

Example 2:
"Get your 31 year old, 2 baby mama having, 84' honda civic driving, plastic rim spinning, gold chain rusting, front teeth missing ass away from me.. you premature swagulator!"