cheeseus 

Cheeseus is a baked potato that i once made. This potato was already of epic proportions, but when i threw some cheese on that bitch it was like putting dubs on a caddy.

Dakota took a bite of Cheeseus.

cheeseus by Dakota 123 April 10, 2008

cheeseus 

jesus. but he's cheese now.

p1: I like cheese.
p2: I like jesus
P1 + p2: CHEESEUS! :D

cheeseus by the uwu G0D August 6, 2019

Cheesus Christ 

The god of cheese

We must pray to cheesus Christ for some cheese this year

Cheesus Christ by Summer.rivera December 1, 2016

Virginia cheesesteak 

When you get a blow job from Virginia her teeth are so crooked and sharp they cut ur shit like a cheesesteak and the crud off her teeth oozes off and makes the cheese filling

I stuck my dick into a blender and through in some sharp cheese and it still wasn’t as fucked as her teeth

Nothing’s like a Virginia cheesesteak

Virginia cheesesteak by Cheesyps August 28, 2019

Cream Cheesus

A sexual act, the first historical record done by Pilgrims on the Mayflower. Considered by some to be the "Holy Grail" of cumshots if done correctly; a man has sex with a woman doggystyle. Right before the man is about to ejactulate, he pulls out and spreads his load (like cream cheese) in the form of a holy cross on the back of the woman, thus consummating the ritual. The Cream Cheesus is also known "Blessing the Vessel" to Roman Catholic priests. It is well known in parts of the southern U.S. for both male and female practitioners to yell "Hallelujah!" as the the semen is produced on the woman's posterior.

Bob: "Shirley was just praying for a Cream Cheesus last night, so I made sure to Bless that Vessel!"

Tim: "From what I heard last night, I'm sure she felt the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!"

Cream Cheesus by Micheal Dixencox June 8, 2019

Cheesus Fish 

Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ

*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.

Did you see those Cheesus Fish? They're the Cheesius.

Cheesus Fish by Alowishu5 May 31, 2009

Unchucky Cheesestring 

Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation

Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’

Unchucky Cheesestring by Byrnie Sr. June 18, 2018