orfus

When Dumb Bitches can't Pronounce the Word Orifice they use this word instead.

Nick tried to tell me there was an Orifice in the a vagina, but the dumb bitch said orfus.

orfus by BrooksTheBeast October 25, 2015

obfuscation 

the action of making something obscure, unclear, or unintelligible in order to deceive how someone may read something, similar to catfishing

Hacking obfuscation caused my computer to get a virus because I clicked on a link for payppal.com instead of paypal.com

obfuscation by destinationnowhere September 11, 2018

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation 

An ironic statement that means avoid ambiguity and adopt clarity. It's ironic because it is hypocritical.

Instead of saying eschew obfuscation, espouse elucidation, Mary just told us to avoid confusion and be clear.

Eschew Obfuscation, Espouse Elucidation by Alicat III November 6, 2009

obfusologist

a person who inserts a word into a sentence which is completely irrelevant to the word he or she wants to use in the sentence.

dude my boss kept sadamizing me to get those reports in.
you dont know what that means do you?
you know like, putting the pressure on.
dude you are such an obfusologist.

obfusologist by harry schroeder May 17, 2007

Magnum Oafus 

An Oaf of truly epic proportions.

Dad, you are complete Magnum Oafus!

Magnum Oafus by TAD1979 March 22, 2012

obfustocracy 

The state of governance that arises when bureaucracy and obfuscation become the acceptable, operational norm.

Our current government, with the media's collusion, has created such an obfustocracy that neither the Oracle at Delphi, nor Nostradamus himself could discern what they really mean.

obfustocracy by Qubit August 27, 2012

Oruspu

Oruspu means Whore, Slut in turkish.

Oruspu cocugu ( Son of a bitch )

Oruspu by Occisus May 20, 2013