A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

Crapterglow by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009

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crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

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crapitude

n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.

When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.

crapitude by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010

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crapital

1. Raver's bastardization of "cripple"
2. Feeling physically wrecked, usually after a night of rampant drug abuse
3. A person or thing that is exceptionally stupid

"Dude, I heard that taking E will make your brane bleed and leave you crapital" or "Wow, this is really crapital."

crapital by Occupant December 3, 2004

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