Singular: nieph. One’s relation to either a
nephew or a niece, where the exact relationship (i.e.
gender) is unknown.
Plural: niephs. Indicates a mixed
group of nephews and nieces.
(Invented from necessity.)
Neiph
Ex.1)
Rob: “yo, there’s a missing
word from the English language!”
Mike: “wtf m8, you’re stoned.”
Rob: “
Yes, but what
word do you use in plural if you have one niece and one nephew?”
Mike: “...”
Rob: “Can’t say nephews because you have a niece, and can’t say nieces for the same reason.”
Mike: “Welp, time to invent a
word.”
Rob: “Yup.”
Ex.2)
Yo my sister’s having a baby, idk the gender yet but I can’t wait to meet my nieph !
Gotta babysit my niephs this weekend...