Brown Cob

When your partner consumes a strictly corn diet the entire day prior to anal sex and leaves your dick covered in corn laden feces upon removal from her or his rectum.

Did you guys here about Emily and Alex. She found out he was cheating and gave him the brown cob!

Brown Cob by marroncobber September 9, 2015

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Brown Cobra

A large, long, ferocious coil-like turd. A very mean and venomous smelling bowel movement that is feared by everyone.

A brown cobra is known to rise above toilet water level.

The brown cobra is in all of us. You can run but you can NOT hide!

Brown Cobra by BrownCobra April 16, 2009

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brown cobra

Rubbing your hand in poop and then slapping someone.

"I just gave that kid a brown cobra for giving me lip"

brown cobra by Noobles February 1, 2009

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choke the brown cobra

to take a shit, to defecate, to poo or poop

hey dude i need to choke the brown cobra right now. too much bran in my bread i think

choke the brown cobra by joff January 17, 2007

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THE BROWN COBRA

When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.

Wow went in the toilet after sarah and seen the brown cobra

THE BROWN COBRA by Scotty0161 April 4, 2024

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Brown town cobbler

a lewd performance involving butt stuff and cobbling

hey baby, wanna do the Brown town cobbler again tonight after the kids go to bed?

Brown town cobbler by Anne300d March 27, 2021

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