coffee 

juice of a plant that gives life and suppresses the urge for murder

i need my morning coffee

coffee by CallMeWish November 3, 2017

coffee 

A legal, addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

coffee by MamaBurd March 27, 2012

Coffee 

Legal crack

If I don't have my coffee today, I'm going to kill someone.

Coffee by A Stove November 28, 2013

coffee 

liquid intelligence

My caffeine induced ramblings are critically acclaimed. Coffee is ingenuity.

coffee by cowbella March 22, 2009

Coffee 

When i wake up in the morning, its there. When i go outside, its in my hand. when i go to sleep, its there, next to me.

This is what caffeine and coffee does to me does to me:)

Coffee by Coffeeaddict5000 July 25, 2011

coffee 

sex in its liquid form

coffee is the greatest and most vital invention since the wheel

coffee by cyber573 April 9, 2008

Coffee 

The best drink ever... glory...

" I would like some coffee." "what will it be..?" "Medium double double"

Coffee by Michelle December 12, 2004