bottled water 

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.

This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!

bottled water by R2E February 28, 2008

bottled water 

Something a lot of people buy without realizing that it is free everywhere else.

Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp

bottled water by alilhappything June 28, 2006

Bottled Water 

bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......

NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people

Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka

Bottled Water by Ryguy Whits September 25, 2004

Bottled Water 

1. Tap water made more palatable by a label with a mountain on it.

'yo sally you crazy gal, pass me the overpriced bottled water with the mountain on it over here'

Bottled Water by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016

Russian Bottled Water 

Vodka.

You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.

Russian Bottled Water by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

the bottled water bandit by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

water bottled 

The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)

What the fuck that defiantly was not water I just got water bottled

water bottled by blonde bomber September 9, 2011