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jizzslap 

1. the act of screaming the word "jizz" while moving your arm in an overhead circular motion and connecting an open hand to another persons face. Usually resulting in the extreme anger of the individual receiving the "jizz" slap.

2. the act of removing a condom after sex and firmly grabbing the tip while full force slapping the condom over your partners face, resulting in an open ended explosion of your seminal juices over the persons face. If done hard enough a laseration of the skin will occur and seminal juices will flow into the cut.
"JIZZZZ!!!!!!!"

"I gave that nasty skank a jizzslap"

i.e. Sarnik
jizzslap by steelydan May 13, 2005
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Jismslap 

It's when you cum in your hand and slap your girlfriends ass.

A loving gesture between two consenting adults.
Go on upstairs and jismslap my daughter. You earned it!
Jismslap by flumpf February 16, 2012

JizzSlap 

The act of ejaculating on to your hand, then slapping your girlfriend or who ever you are having intercourse with in the face.
Guy: Ejaculates into his hand.
Girl: Sets up for a cum shot.
Guy: JizzSlaps her in the face.
Girl: Surprised.
JizzSlap by Jizzhands March 2, 2011

Jismslap 

A loving gesture between two consenting adults where a male ejaculates onto his hand and slaps their partners buttock(s).
Partner1: "AH!"
Partner2: "It's ok, it's just a jismslap"
Partner1: "Oh I love you toooo ;) xxoxoxo <3 ;)"
Jismslap by RobertoElSexo March 19, 2012

Jismslap 

When a man cums in his hand and spanks his girlfriend.

Originated from liamkylesullivan on youtube with his video "Dirty Scrabble".
"Go upstairs and jismslap my daughter! You earned it!"
Jismslap by Gypsy1993 March 17, 2012

Jismslap 

It's when you cum in your hand and slap your partners ass. It is a loving gesture between two consenting adults.

It's also a great word to help you win Scrabble (as seen and defined in the liamkylesullivan video "Dirty Scrabble")
"Dude, I heard you and the freaky chick Martha went out last night"
"Yeah man, and when we got back to my place, I jismslaped her, like a boss"
"You're the man, bro!"
Jismslap by HeyMama555 February 21, 2012