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Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.
Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!
Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023
Related Words

digit spinner 

let me get my digit spinner to solve this equation
digit spinner by greentopdude August 2, 2017

faggot spinner 

When someone gets a fidget spinner and automatically becomes gay from it.
"Harrison just tried that new faggot spinner!"
"Fuck, he's gay"

Chair Spinner 

Refers to your colleagues that jump out of their chair so fast at 5pm that their chair can still been spinning for a while after they are gone, and you are still working.
Hey Jim, Is Suzy still here, I have a question for her? No man, she is a chair spinner.
Chair Spinner by mccarthy79 April 13, 2015

Nigger Spinner 

BOB! WATCH OUT FOR THAT NIGGER SPINNER! YOU MIGHT GET HIT!!
Nigger Spinner by greentopdude October 15, 2017

Blue Spinner 

When you rip the skin off your penis and cloak it in blue pop rocks, only to spin them off afterwards.
I performed a blue spinner yesterday, therefore, my member is quite sore.
Blue Spinner by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017