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Snoilnet 

The modern day snake oil - bullshit products sold online. Most commonly seen via social media as overly long video adverts promising to teach you the best method to make millions on Amazon or Shopify. That method is almost always the same: sell ebooks or courses that teach people how to make millions on Amazon or Shopify.
Annoying Shitsack: "2 years ago I was in huge debts, now I make millions a month on Amazon, buy my $2000 course to find out how."
Peter: "YouTube, will you please fuck off with these snoilnet adverts."
Snoilnet by Cheesed1ck November 26, 2020

I like your shoelaces 

Tumblr code for when you find someone you think looks like they use Tumblr. The correct response, as Tumblr users should know, is "Thank you! I stole them from the president." "Thank you," however, is commonly changed to "thanks."
Guy: *Sees someone who looks like someone they saw on Tumblr* Hey, I like your shoelaces!
Girl: Thanks. I stole them from the president.
Old Snoop Dogg

The term originates from a relatively obscure image of the rapper Snoop Dogg in which he has been edited to appear older. Text on the image labels him to be "Snold".

"Snold" is a mixture of the words "Snoop" and "Old".
"Have you seen that picture of Snold?"

"Man, Snoop Dogg doesn't age! He'll never get Snold."
Snold by wowthatsnailisfast June 9, 2020
adj. underhandedly or manipulatively secretive. see: weasly and sneaky
Oh Biggie you is so Sneely!!!
sneely by dj sexz January 7, 2009

Shoe and Shoelace 

Anchor: "We now return to popular Russian cartoon, Shoe and Shoelace"

Narrator: "SHOE AND SHOELACE. One is meaningless without the other"
Shoe and Shoelace by syniconthetrack September 26, 2012

I like your shoelaces 

A phrase used by Tumblr users to detect another Tumblr user in the real world. Appropriate response is "Thanks, I stole them from the president!"
(Tumblr user out in public)
"I like your shoelaces"
(The respondent that is also a Tumblr User)
"Thanks, I stole them from the president!"